you
Aarav (you)
⚡ The Bindaass
vs
them
Kabir
⚡ The Bindaass
72
two Bindaass — chaotic neutral, fully aligned ⚡⚡
private beta · made in india
your ticket to unlimited
your ticket to unlimited
masti.
in Hindi
Take the 2-minute quiz and make your masti passport: a public handle, a QR, a 4-axis archetype blend. Every friend who scans your QR stamps your passport (and you stamp theirs). Masti is the Indian word for joyful, carefree fun, and every culture has its own. Rumillo is the super app for all of them.
no card needed · 2-minute quiz · free during beta
how it works
two minutes to your masti passport
- 🃏01
take the masti quiz
7 either/or questions. 2 minutes. Picks your archetype blend + builds your hidden 12-dim vector.
- 🪪02
claim your passport
rumillo.com/m/<your-handle>. Share it. Print the QR. Put it on your bio.
- 📲03
friends scan, stamps land
Anyone scans your QR, they take the quiz, then see your compatibility score and a stamp appears on both passports.
- 🌧️04
open the app for more
Today's three rumils, masti cards, group plans, all the secondary tags. ₹149/mo on Masti Lover. Free forever on Zephyr.
live scoring · the math is open
simple masti match, intricate backend
You see a number and a vibe. The backend does cosine similarity on 12 hidden dimensions + tag overlap + complementarity bonuses + anti-pattern penalties. Below, three real scores computed from actual quiz answers.
you
Aarav (you)
⚡ The Bindaass
vs
them
Saanvi
🌊 The Awara
31
Awara × Bindaass — let's go nowhere, fast 🌊⚡
you
Aarav (you)
⚡ The Bindaass
vs
them
Riya
🗓️ The Planner
12
Planner × Bindaass — they bring the spreadsheet, you bring the impulse ⚡🗓️
the one rule masti
doesn't need a victim.
masti
doesn't need a victim.
ayyashi does.
Masti is fun that adds joy. Ayyashi is fun that takes joy from someone else. Rumillo is built for the first, not the second.
this is masti
- bunking class for a hill station
- roasting friends who are laughing along
- drinking with friends at home
- midnight tapri runs
- loud bathroom singing
- dancing on tables at a friend's wedding
this is ayyashi
- drugs that hurt your tomorrow
- roasting someone who isn't laughing
- drinking and driving
- trespassing or vandalism
- loud at 2am next to a sleeping kid
- humiliating someone for content
made for everyone
everyone was a child once.
everyone was a child once.
masti is for all of you.
We're not narrowing to college kids. Bachchon ki masti, retirement masti, dadi-nani-ki-masti, they all live here.
👶 bachchon ki masti carrom, climbing, candy
🎒 school ki masti bunked periods, library whispers
📚 college ki masti hostel philosophy, hill station runs
💼 office ki masti lunchtime rooftop, chai breaks, secret-santa chaos
💍 shaadi ki masti sangeet dance, baraat songs, baccha mama
🏡 ghar ki masti Sunday biryani, sister roast wars
🪑 dadi-nani ki masti afternoon chai gossip, terrace stories
🛺 retirement ki masti morning park walks, Sunday cards
three tiers, one weather system
pick your masti weather
Free forever on Zephyr. Full season on Monsoon. Office-wide on Tradewind.
🍃
Zephyr
Free forever. The breeze.
Free
Everyone. Start here.
- Public masti profile + handle
- Take the masti quiz
- Scan friend QRs, see match scores
- Browse 5 weekly masti cards
🌧️
Masti Lover
The full season of masti.
₹149/mo
Anyone serious about their masti life.
- Everything in Zephyr
- Full access to the Rumillo app
- Today's three — daily rumil deck
- Unlimited masti cards + save / submit
🌬️
Tradewind
Masti for organisations.
₹99/mo
Teams of 10+, schools, residential clubs.
- Everything in Masti Lover, every seat
- Org-wide masti dashboards (k-anonymous)
- Office ki masti curated drops
- Admin: invite, manage, bill in one place